Perfect: It's Only Fitting That Messi Scored Less Than 3 Minutes Into PSG's Match Against That Bum Ronaldo

I can't think of a better, more ideal start than this. Ronaldo, chasing money in Saudi Arabia because no big time club wants to sign him, being stuck watching a bunch of scrubs try to stop Messi. In fact it even looked like Messi is bored. I don't blame him. What else does he have to do? He willed Argentina to a World Cup title. He's won more than enough at the club level. Now he's just rubbing it in. See how easy it is when big clubs want you to score against this scrub ass team? 

Big time miss by the camera guy not to immediately zoom in on Ronaldo. Need to see his reaction as he's down 1-0 a mere 2 minutes in while Messi scores. Hey, at least he's getting hundreds of millions of dollars. So I don't feel bad for him in the slightest. It's just where these two players are in their career. One is a headache, even at the World Cup. One wins a World Cup. Facts are facts. 

Would really hate to see PSG and Messi pile it on. But since there are ties here I'm sure they won't. 

Of course, not long after I post this Ronaldo gets a PK. Of course it was a PK. 

Update part 2: My tinfoil hat is now fully on. The swing and a miss clear? Stoppage time going longer than the 3 minutes reported. Hmm.